How do you get a guy out of your house... without being rude??

So let me tell you about this dude that was over my [Xtina] house the other night. I just decided to try and make some new friends, connect with some new people, which now I know you can’t do with these rachet Tuscaloosa boys! I invited____ over to chill and POW, but little did I know how bad this would turn out. So he gets here around 12am, and acts like he never burned before. 2am rolls around and he is still here acting like he is too messed up to leave. Talking bout how he can’t see or move. So I give him some eye drops thinking that would get his ass up off my couch. Well he still didn’t move so I went to bed, grabbed my box cutter, and turned the A/C off (thinking maybe if he gets hot he will leave). I wake up at 7am and this boy is STILL ON MY COUCH!! He wakes up and goes back to sleep (pictures below). I finally told him that I had to be somewhere so that he would leave…WTF!!!